“ Today, I went to the beachfront with my children. I
found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year
old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put
the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit
crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back!
LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone! ”